You don't have to deal with dark circles under your eyes. Just cover them with a thick layer of dark paint!

Dear Bremenn Lab people. I think your ad agency snuck this idea in for a laugh. They didn't expect you to actually approve it. 

(Found this in my on-board shopping guide. And it amused me nearly as much as the "Macadamia Nut Scrub" that Allure magazine recommended as the perfect Christmas gift in December. I still think the perfect tagline for that one is "For the gentlemen who really grooms everywhere")