You don't have to deal with dark circles under your eyes. Just cover them with a thick layer of dark paint!

Dear Bremenn Lab people. I think your ad agency snuck this idea in for a laugh. They didn't expect you to actually approve it. 

(Found this in my on-board shopping guide. And it amused me nearly as much as the "Macadamia Nut Scrub" that Allure magazine recommended as the perfect Christmas gift in December. I still think the perfect tagline for that one is "For the gentlemen who really grooms everywhere")

Richtig. Indem man sie tüchtig und großzügig mit schwarzer Farbe übermalt. 

Liebe Leute von BREMENN Research Labs. Mit der Anzeige habt ihr euch ganz schön was andrehen lassen, was?

So gefunden in meinem On-Board Shopping Guide. 

Boy! Good luck getting into this exhibit. The MoMa staff seem to slap their "Tim Burton sold out for today" note on the signs every day.

Before you get all sad about getting turned away at the Tim Burton section you should just take the escalators up to the top floor and enjoy what is a pretty fantastic exhibition on the Bauhaus movement.

I loved the piece below. It's on MoMa's second floor with all the super-contemporary works from the last decade. -- As usual, the name of the artist has escaped me. But the image stayed with me and not just because I snapped a photo of it.

The birch trees' texture is made with clippings from books and articles and if you look closely you see faces where the leaves are. I love it!

Let's try not be someone who can't see the forest for the trees.

Nein! Es ist das Jahr des Fussballs!

Wir sind ja hier unter uns und deswegen kann ich mich ja hier als WM- und EM-Fussballfan outen. -- Die Bundesliga bringt mir nix. Aber sobald unsere 11 Jungs ihre Trikots anziehen, fällt mir sofort die Abseitsregel wieder ein.

Im Juni steht mir meine zweite WM in New York bevor. Und ich werde wie sonst nie die Nähe meiner Landsleute in New Yorker Etablissements mit Namen wie "Zum Schneider" und so suchen.

Denn mit Amis Fussball kieken, ist wie mit nem Strick Billiard spielen. Es geht einfach nicht.